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| A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Recently
large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the
fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal
immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own
borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once
here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the
thinking behind these protests.
Let's
say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in
your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds
and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've
done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hardworking and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).
According
to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to
your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other
benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work
because he too is hardworking and honest, except for that breaking in
part).
If
you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who
will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be
there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than
I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hardworking and honest,
um, except for well, you know.
And
what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about
it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you
can communicate with me. | | |
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These are some of my favorite Chuck Norris fact:
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten....every night for a snack.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned
the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped
people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris
and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If at first you do not succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. We know
call them the Islands.
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris underwear.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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| I like this so I am posting it. Full credit to Maddox. If you do not know who that is...please tie yourself up in a burlap sack and have someone throw you into a lake.
First of all, the label "African American" is the dumbest, most persistently
used phrase in our vernacular.
Every time you call someone an "African American," you're making at least two
assumptions about the person:
1. That the person is an American. For example, if you saw this guy
walking along on a street, you would probably think:
...which is fine, except for one small detail: this man is British, which
makes you a presumptuous cock.
2. That the person is African (because it's inconceivable that black people
could come from Haiti, India, Trinidad, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Australia,
or Jamaica). Nevermind that; BLACK PEOPLE ONLY COME FROM AFRICA.
Not to mention that every time you give a black person the distinction of
being "African American" out of a mixed group, you're making an assumption
about an entire continent; not everyone from Africa is black. I guarantee
all you politically correct morons out there have never called a white person
an African American. Of course you could avoid all these problems by using
the same standards on blacks as you would on whites by simply assuming that
all whites are from Africa just as you do for all blacks, but that might be
too forward, and in a polite society like ours, people would be all too pleased
to point out which of the 192 countries you didn't guess they were actually
from.
P.S. - there is no 'Arial African American' font, so I settled for the more oppressive 'Arial Black.'
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| You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK.
But when I call you nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.
Why is MLK Jr. the only American to have a day to himself?
There
are over 60 openly proclaimed black colleges in the U.S., yet if there
were "white colleges", that would be a racist college.
In the
Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race
and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us
racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange,
and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white
pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us and shoot at
us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or
beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat
to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists? | | |
| I did not really like the other Chuck Norris pic I put up. So I made a new one. Tell me what you guys think.
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